met jason, my hair color, at swarthmore, first year roommates in quad, same sense of humor, enjoyed willy wonka, sugar daddy potential, grew up on park ave in new york, funniest person i've ever met, asked me to marry him in so many words, failed the test, now in new york presumably with wife but probably not baby, likes public transportation for some reason, speaks french, professional photographer. never sexually attracted to him. 1998.