1. Celebrate and go on a diet

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2. Keep lubricated and carry on

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3. Wax

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4. Ditch your fag hags for real men

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5. Remember that it's not all about the size of your dick, but also remember that it is somewhat all about the size of your dick

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6. Acknowledge the racism in your community, but also continue blindly in your pursuit of exclusively white meat

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7. Start smoking cigarettes again

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8. Don't forget the working class

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9. Get a prescription for PrEP

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10. Vow to suck as many dicks as possible for the next 40 years