i have tried to ejaculate during all 4 of my suicide attempts. the plastic bag was one such incident. i got naked, tied the plastic bag over my head, and submerged my naked body in the bathtub water and started jerking off, but i couldn't get hard, and eventually started to hyperventilate and shake, and gave up on the jerking off, and then decided to rip the plastic bag off my head. when i got the bag off my head, my penis jerked alive, for some reason, and i wrapped the plastic bag — which otherwise was intended to kill me — around my dick and jerked off with it using the plastic as a kind of lubrication for the masturbation. i eventually shot a load underwater. survived the suicide attempt, later checked into the hosptial. 2007.