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ON A MAP OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

there was a period in my life in graduate school where i felt it important to "put things on a map." one of those things to be "put on a map" was doggystyle unprotected bareback anal sex. putting it literally, i wanted to get fucked on a map, so i purchased a giant map of grimes head island in the united kingdom from an online map shop in england and ordered a welsh prostitute from rentboys dot com to come over and fuck me raw while i was spread eagle on the floor on the map. we both sprayed our loads all over the north sea. it was nasty. putting sex on the map cost me forty-three euros converted to eighty-nine dollars plus a mild case of syphilis. worth it. recommended with usa map and native hooker. rentboys since busted by the feds. 2002.

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