i actually own these armpits. i own james wilson's armpits. i bought them on naughtybids.com — which is like an ebay.com or etsy.com for the sophisticated set. at first i was unhappy with these armpits — they came with a bit of a privileged and spoiled attitude — and so i tried to sell them on craigslist ("missed connections") but to no avail. finally, i reintroduced myself to jamie's armpits with stern authority and quite a bit more cash and it's been hot licking ever since. owning someone else's body is a pretty cool feeling. these pits smell like exploitation and abuse, but who doesn't like a whiff of verité while making love to a commodity? jamie's attitude has since improved. he speaks much less now and has some nice clothes.