i found this set of armpits on the sales rack at j.crew at the burlington mall. i charged them to my j.crew charge card (barclay's bank) and took the set home to my ex-boyfriend, john. (he has since remarried and is still abusive.) john and I took turns licking these pits (size medium, slim fit, garment dyed), but after a couple of sessions i decided to return them: they didn't properly cradle my lips and tongue, and they were hairier than they looked on the sales rack. but the manager at j.crew (total bitch) wouldn't take the return because "they look," as she said, "excessively used and somewhat damp." i decided to ask for an even exchange — there were a pair of broken-in watercress chinos i had been eyeing — but she refused. so i took these armpits home and we stored them in the toy chest with our set of banana republic dildos. smelled like final sale.