i met harry's armpits on grindr. we had some form of cybersex (skype?) and when I shot my load on the screen of my macbook pro it landed — pixel for pixel, i swear — on his left armpit. my actual semen dripped down the virtual armpit on the screen, 1200x800. the drops of cum — thick load, as ever — settled in the crevice between the r and t keys on my laptop. long story short, applecare+ doesn't cover liquid damage and I'm currently typing on a dell. smelled like read the fine print.