This guy is a neo-nazi. I met Paul at a rally in Seoul that I had infiltrated. I was stationed in Seoul as a Queer Cultural Ambassador while in the Peace Corps after I graduated from Swarthmore. My assignment in Seoul as a Queer Cultural Ambassador was to "engage" neo-nazis (the Western white ones) in order to persuade them to adopt the Peace Corps Diversity Framework (Engage - Educate - Entertain) which was the Embassy terminology for the American free trade arrangement with the East. "Pauline," as he was known to the local nazi sympathizers in the supremacy movement, was super fucking hot. I took my Peace Corps assignment to "engage" to the spirit of the letter. Between chants of "Abort Minority Dissidents Now" (on the neo-nazi side) and "Haters Go Home" (on the Peace Corps side), Pauline and I made instant and sustained eye contact. One blink led to another, and I decided to physically "engage" Pauline by escorting him to the Queer Cultural Ambassador's lounge at the American Embassy. There, I fucked his butthole with the do-gooder intensity of a young queer Peace Corps volunteer. Pauline's neo-nazi asshole was perfectly shaved to the white of his skin. I couldn't resist "engaging" his pink butthole with my Western liberal democratic piece of meat. Between Pauline's howls of "nigger sympathizer dick is dirty, fuck yeah" and my own moans of "neo-nazi butthole is tight, fuck yeah," Pauline and I strangely bonded over a queer common humanity. After I ejaculated all over the pale flesh of his butt, and after Pauline left to return to the neo-nazi rally in Ho Square, I thought about our "engagement": I wouldn't say that I fell in love with Pauline, but after that ten minutes of buttfucking I must say that I respected him. Later, Pauline was shot dead by the Seoul Republican Guard and I was dishonorably discharged from the Peace Corps. (I later enlisted in the Marines.) But liberal heteronormative attitudes be damned — Pauline and I metaphorically drank from the same common spoon that afternoon at the Embassy. I think we both realized that white or black — racist neo-nazi or liberal do-gooder — it is precisely sexual "engagement" that can bridge the divide between a gay white nazi and a gay white multiculturalist. But would Pauline have let a black man plow his butthole? Let's just say — ask Barry Menendez.