1. Jack off into a clean medium-sized mixing bowl

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2. Add meat, breadcrumbs, basil leaves, salt, pepper, and olive oil

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3. Jack off again into the mixing bowl

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4. With hands, knead the meat and semen mixture

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5. Jack off again into the mixing bowl

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6. Need quick mashed potatoes? — use additional semen

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7. Need quick appetizers? — use additional semen

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8. Out of beer? — use additional semen

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9. Bake your semen meatloaf in earthenware at 425

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10. Gather the family around the table and enjoy your semen meatloaf

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In the event that there is not enough semen for the meatloaf, mashed potatoes, appetizers, and beer invite more boys to the dinner and request that they provide the additional necessary semen for the meal — bon appetit!