1. Lose the weight

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2. Change-up the hair-do

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3. Buy some better clothes (e.g. Diesel, J.Crew, Club Monaco, Bonobos, All Saints)

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4. Learn to listen more and talk less

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5. Butch up a bit

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6. But also consider wearing rouge

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7. If older, amass a sizable wad of disposable cash

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8. If going for an intellectual look, consider chunky plastic frame eyeglasses — prescription optional

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9. Eyelash extensions?

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10. Feign indifference, and wait