1. Compliment her on her make-up

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2. Ask her for her phone number (but don't bother calling)

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3. Ask her about what kind of food she likes to cook

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4. Compliment her again on her make-up

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5. Ask her what it's like being a lesbian

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6. Ask her for proof

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7. Imply that you're gay

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8. Imply that — ergo — you're misogynist

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9. Imply that you're bored because you're not physically attracted to her

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10. Enjoy the rest of brunch