1. Imagine what people will think!

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2. It's expensive

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3. Your boyfriend is not that great

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4. You're afraid no one will show up

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5. You realize that the word "husband" is the most heterosexual word in the English language

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6. People will think that you're in love with your boyfriend

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7. Grindr, RIP

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8. Undeniable: marriage is tacky

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9. There are cheaper ways to get drunk

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10. You realize that getting married is like trying to bandage the gunshot wound of your relationship with a wet postage stamp