that's a pic of me in my favoriate jockstrap at the age of 29 1/2. i look pretty amazing, don't you think? i love black on my smooth tanned skin — au naturel, a beach body not passed onto my daughter barbara and her cerebral palsy — and nothing gets my balls tight and waxed like mesh on my retracted foreskin. this jockstrap is a classic for the gym and bathhouse alike, but i finally gave it to my stepdad, jim, who needed a 'period piece' for outdoor lantern decoration for his patio in boca beach, florida (they're divorced). after giving up 'andy at 29,' i've graduated to a series of bright colored jockstraps in my 30s — pinks especially — but i plan to return to blacks and grays in my 40s. but there's nothing quite like black to obscure the surprise of the pop of the purple head of a throbbing dick. i hope 'andy at 29' is making a fine lantern decoration on jim's patio — believe me, it hangs well :) 2008.

ps. the ass is all real and all mine.

'andy at 29'