1. Brush teeth in preparation for oral sex

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2. Douche and/or enema in preparation for anal sex

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3. Rinse with mouthwash in preparation for making out

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4. Shave pubic hair in preparation for being looked at by a hot guy

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5. Shave ass hair in preparation for rimming by a hot guy

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6. Jerk off to completion in preparation for similar experience when having sex with a hot guy later

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7. Have sex with a hot guy in preparation for having sex with a hot guy later

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8. Vomit up lunch in preparation for looking your best later when you have sex with a hot guy

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9. Meditate

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10. Call a rent boy dot com hooker in preparation for his coming over later

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