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objects to shove up your butt for fun and games.
Don't Forget to Breathe
1. Big hot cock
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2. Pilon
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3. Skyscraper
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4. The Joshua Tree
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5. Jesus cross
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6. Hell and high water
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7. Any millenial-generation twink
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8. The Huffington Post and /or The Daily Beast
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9. Menorah (ouch?)
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10. As much stuff as you possibly can
it's fucking hot in here.
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