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This is my penis. I found this dick when I was a child, out in the backyard of our summer home in Manchester. I liked it, so I cut off my penis and attached this one. My "original penis," as John used to derisively call it, was lost to time. But most of the men in my life who have tasted this penis, which our couples therapist ("intimacy counselor") referred to as "Mr. Perfect," love it. Of all of my objects, my penis is my favorite. My deco statue of my penis is also awesome, but there's nothing quite like one's own original second penis. 1981.
