I love you, vagina.

And I love you, Barbara.

But, Barbara, do I love your vagina?

No, Barbara, I do not love your vagina,

Specifically.

I am your father, Barbara.

And your vagina is my daughter's vagina.

I do not love your vagina, Barbara.

But I like your vagina, Barbara.

Like,

Not love.

I like your vagina,

Love father.

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— Andy Pink