Dear Jackass

Dear Jackass with the Little Dick,

I overheard your joke about my daughter's vagina in the lunchroom.

Do you know what a double-prolapsistic post-excestal frontal labial wall actually is?

You don't, and you won't.

Because Barbara won't give it up,

Because Barbara won't shake it up,

Because Barbara won't make it up,

And Because Barbara won't open it up —

To you, or to yours, or to anyone.

Barbara's vagina is hers, and hers alone.

The plum is so ripe, and the artichoke is so cold.

Tell your twin brother I say hey.

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— Andy Pink