"Why," Barbara asked her father, "does my vagina have testicles?"

"Barbara," I said, "Your Cerebral Palsy grew you a set of balls on your vagina."

My daughter paused,

I sighed.

"Do you like your balls, daughter?"

"I like them very much, daddy."

And so we, father and daughter, celebrated the Ballsy Palsy —

The Vagina Testicles of Cerebral Palsy.

Some families celebrate Valentine's Day,

Other clans enjoy Easter Day,

Some folks memorialize Labor Day,

A few people acknowledge Thanksgiving.

But father and daughter,

Andy and Barbara,

We celebrate,

On May Day each year,

We celebrate,

Ballsy Palsy,

The Vagina Testicles of my Daughter Barbara who is terminally ill with an acute case of Cerebral Palsy.

Happy May Day!

 

— Andy Pink