1. Stay calm and carry on

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2. Pray

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3. Organize a woman's retreat

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4. Become thick-skinned and prepare yourself

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5. Consider suicide

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6. Cultivate a "self-deprecating" personality

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7. Join the army

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8. Play the feminist game, "I do have a penis"

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9. Whatever.

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10. Recall the truism: it is what it is