1. Remove your lipstick

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2. BRUSH YOUR TEETH

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3. Pierce your tongue

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4. Find a hot boy who appears to have pretty boy butt (preferably 18-21, smooth)

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5. Blast trashy dance music ("electronica") from your Bluetooth Dr. Dre  Pillbox speakers

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6. Position your face in front of pretty boy butt

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7. Start with broad licks of the ass crack of pretty boy butt

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8. Slap pretty boy butt occasionally, as you see fit

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9. Attempt to shove your entire head up pretty boy butt

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10. If kinky, later consider deploying any pretty boy butt rectal hair as component of flossing technique before starting on blowjob

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