1. Prepare yourself to look into the eyes of Christ

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2. Remind yourself that although you are taking pleasure, you are also giving back to your community at the same time

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3. Remember that although you are performing this good deed for a man, God is also watching down on you with love and gratitude

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4. Center yourself, focus, and repeat, "penis, penis, penis..."

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5. Release yourself from past grievances

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6. Pucker

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7. Place your right hand on the "bible"

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8. Recall the wise words of your grandfather, "it's only polite to swallow"

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9.Salute the brave generations of queer activists whose tireless political work have made this blowjob possible

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10. Enjoy this big dick in your mouth without any regrets whatsoever