1. Choose a flattering and potentially phony profile picture

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2. To indicate that you are one of the crowd, begin all conversations with "hey" and "sup"

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3. Always remain indifferent

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4. Excessively discuss sex in a threatening and degrading way

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5. Provide common but essential information: "no fats, no fems, no blacks, no asians"

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6.  Make your move after dark

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7. Indicate that you too are on PrEP and then prepare for the obvious

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8. Under all circumstances, refuse to meet in person

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9. Use ironic and playful use of grammar (and of all normal conventions of syntax and semantics)

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10. Speak truth to power

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And at the end of the Grindr Game, don't regret — we all stay home alone at the end of the night!