"I am a male pec. I am not a woman's breast. But my ex-boyfriend, Dan, used to say that when he was close to my chest, like rubbing his face in my pecs, or licking my nipples, he said that that my male pec would 'feel' like a woman's breast. I'm not really sure what this means. My pec is not soft. My pec is not bouncy. My pec is not clownish. It is a male pec. I wouldn't say that Dan and I broke up over this male breast issue, but it didn't help with the more basic issue that we were incompatible zodiac signs (Aquarius and Gemini). My current boyfriend, Ross, has no complaints about my set of pecs, and he says that my slightly hairy chest reminds him of 'midwestern tumbleweed.' Sure, Dan and I may have broken up, perhaps my male tits didn't help the cause, but now I can be grateful for Ross who loves me for my masculine cornfield breasts. Is he the one? Maybe."

— Ken R.