1. Find a decent drum

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2. Prepare your hands with sea salt

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3. Buy a tremendous drum amplifier

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4. Hire a drum circle of hippie faggots

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5. Set a fire in the center of the circle-jerk

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6. Start drinking beer

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7. Start smoking weed

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8. Re-apply sea salt

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9. Regret attending music school

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10. Start banging  : )

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If come mid-afternoon you begin to think, "it is not physically possible for me to bang on the drum all day," just put the drum down and shake the cramp out of your hands. Consider jerking off if daylight is still available in your area.