If there be nothing new, but that which is 
Hath been before, how are our vaginas beguil'd,
Which, labouring for invention, bear amiss 
The second burthen of a former vagina! 
O, that record could with a backward look,
Even of five hundred courses of the sun, 
Show me your vagina in some antique book, 
Since mind at first in character was done! 
That I might see what the old vagina could say 
To this composed wonder of your vagina; 
Whether we are mended, or whe'r better they,
Or whether vagina be the same. 
O! sure I am, the wits of former vaginas 
To vaginas worse have given admiring praise.

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— Andy Pink