junior year abroad in college i was the makeup artist for miss piggy on the set of the "pigs in space" sketches for "the muppet show" and i hooked up with several of the pigs (who were all pig bottoms) in outerspace. it really wasn't hot and all of the pig muppets — genuinely — squealed like pigs. also the manipulation of the puppet rods made the sex awkward and slow. miss piggy is a bitch. there's no makeup artist that can make that pig pretty. 1996.