1. Kill his girlfriend

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2. Kill the bitch he's cheating on his girlfriend with

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3. Get him drunk and make the move

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4. Consider paying him off, but don't, and then use this successful heist as a way to bolster your confidence about the matter

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5. Fix him chicken dinner — straight guys love chicken dinner

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6. Flatter that "fragile male ego" that you learned about in English class

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7. Start wearing make-up if you don't already

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8. Follow the money

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9. Make him a mix tape and tell him you have a crush on him

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10. Rape him

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If all else fails, consider dating a guy who is man enough to admit that he's a faggot