i had sex in a bowl of captain crunch. not the one with the berries. captain crunch is a very "harsh" cereal, it is very hard on the palate, very crunchy, as in the title of the cereal, and it is very hard on the body, it is a rough cereal, and sex in captain crunch is rough sex. sex with the captain is rough sex. i'm not going to say that the captain likes it rough. but the captain likes it rough. 2005, and ongoing.