I, the undersigned, understand that this site contains adult content. I understand that this site may not be suitable for all audiences. I'm down with that.

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I, the undersigned, understand my rights but also my obligations.

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A Note:

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I was hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head, and when I came to, I had a vision, a picture in my head, a picture of this —

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My advice?

 

Click and scroll, click and scroll, ***jack up the tunes*** Say, trashy dance music, and click and scroll, click and scroll. It is best to ***keep pushing forward in click and scroll, click and scroll to the groove of your music*** — you should not need to use the Back Button on your browser. That is, unless you are Barbara. The cerebral palsy has really taken its toll. Forward to the Future!

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(Occasionally clear your laptop's history / cache.)

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(Occasionally click on the menu and more options to start from the start.)

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(If the website loads with the viscous of Aunt Jemima's molasses (or any of the female Jemimas's molasseses), then upgrade to a speedier desktop or come back later.)

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(Lastly, please do check out the Match Andy, that is important to me in the way that you are important to me, which is to say: not sure yet. But do check out the match : )

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(Lastly, please do check out, More.)

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(And to the point, enjoy the repetitions of click and scroll, click and scroll — *trashy dance music* — with the faith that you will eventually return to this momentary click between departure and arrival.)

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Like the book, this site is high quality; however, a few additional caveats:

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1. This site is best viewed with Google Chrome. If for some reason you don't have Google Chrome, that will be one of the first things we will talk about when we meet.

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2. The massive size of this site is such that load time — load after load after load — may be slow. If you find yourself waiting for a page to load, I would suggest that you simply groove to the trashy dance music you're currently listening to.

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3. Inevitably, there is a selection of accidental mislinks and unintentional repetitions on this site.  If you find yourself encountering a mislink, I would suggest that you completely freak the fuck out. If you find yourself encountering a repetition, I would suggest you freak out.

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4. There is a (near) mirror site to this site available via link on the homepage to this site; if this site slowly loads — load after load after load — I suggest you engage with the (near) mirror site; bottom line, I don't trust the (near) mirror site but you can make up your own mind on the matter in the event that load after load after load becomes truly excruciating. But it is not recommended.

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5. Your browser window should be totally maxed out dude.

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6. If you need to reach me for any reason, I am most readily available via email. And please remember, that you write is more important than what you write — just regular idle chat — Google Chrome is as good a topic as any — will be happily returned.

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This site may not be suitable for all audiences. You are down with that.

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