I met this cock, originally named "Just an Ordinary Penis," at the World Penis Convention in Orlando while John and I were having problems, and after we had left our couples therapist ("intimacy couseler") for the second time. While a bit of a bore at first, John and I quickly fell in love with this dick and played with it between the capstone sessions at the convention. Perfectly tan and wonderfully caucasian, he asked me and John if he could watch us bareback back at our hotel room. Negotiations ensued (John predictably took the lead here) and, after the session on sexually transmitted diseases and why they aren't really an important issue any longer, "Just an Ordinary Penis" came back to our room at the Sheraton, we put on some bi porn, and John and I fucked each other silly while "Just an Ordinary Penis" jerked off. The whole thing was really fun because once this dick felt comfortable with us — the long island ice teas helped — he started in with the dirty talk. One hot line of dialogue led to another, and then he joined in and started sucking John's penis something fierce. Then I started sucking "Just an Ordinary Penis" hard and deep while John narrated my technique. Before you knew it I was reciting some of the dialogue from the one act penis play that I wrote on the flight to Orlando and John was setting up the lights and camera and boom microphones that we had brought to the convention just in case. Delta later lost the Ikea luggage that we had stashed the homemade porn tapes in, but I still remember that dick fondly. "Ordinary" went on to win the Mr. Penis 2004 Award in the Bisexual category — ? — and John and I broke up after he hit me the second time. 2004.
"MR. PENIS 2004"
