"SHIRLEY TEMPLE WANKER"
My step-father, Jim, found this penis in my niece, Cheryl's, Shirley Temple glass while we were out celebrating her twelth birthday at The Cheesecake Factory in Canton, Massachusetts. Jim and I thought this penis was totally cute, and it was oozing precum even under water amidst the cherries and ice cubes. I decided to take this penis home, and it's always ready to fuck. This penis drips precum basically all day, even when I prop it up on the windowsill in the New England summer sun. Barbara, my daughter with cerebral palsy, who lives at home, likes this dick quite a bit, but I think anyone who was suffering as much as her, and anyone who didn't have a penis of their own, would like just about any cock. The final analysis is that this penis is fine, it is a good penis, but there is nothing particularly special about this penis other than that it gushes precum like a geyser all day long. "Shirley Temple Wanker" and I do fuck — he's insatiable — but even when he finally sprays the real thing, I'm left feeling: eh. Anyway, with hourly volcanic eruptions of precum you might expect quite a load. Surprise: just dribble. My niece, Cherly, came out as a lesbian a couple of years after Jim noticed the penis in her birthday Shirley Temple and, while I like all gay people, I don't particularly like Cheryl. She's moody and on the autism spectrum. 2010. John took this penis with him when he left, September 2014. : (
