1. Confess

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2. Use a lubed cross as a dildo

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3. Decorate your balls with Rosary beads

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4. Specialize in sucking priest dick and fucking choir boy ass

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5. Recall that Jesus was a total faggot

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6. Focus on the body of Christ

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7. Think of kneeling to give a blowjob as a form of genuflection in front of the "Eucharist"

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8. Just remember: the Pope has his papal ferula (Latin for "rod") — even the pope is on board with the phallus!

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9. Be gracious with the nuns

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10. Don't feel like you've strayed from the flock — cock worship is most certainly a form of worship, enjoy!