first off — this one is kind of a sad story. mike has since destroyed by fire this jockstrap, with propane gasoline, fireplace wicker matches, and a south american inspired effigy ethnic doll of an infant christ. preparing for breaking his first daily bread with p*trick, mike bought patrick this jockstrap at dick's sporting good's store in peabody, massachusetts — and it was expensive and not on sale, and mike had to put in on the discover card that he has on joint account with his mother. he thought p*trick would look gorgeous in blue because it would match his blues eyes and — whether cut or uncut, with a hard preference for cut — mike thought a bit of mesh transparency would be a tempting enticement for the first blowjob. as things went down, things didn't go down. shame ensued, and mike eventually burned the strap — and mesh cup — with gas propane and fireplace wicker matches near the dumpster behind the comm ave starbucks. after the fiery explosion of the south american ethnic effigy doll of an infant christ was put out by the local fire department, mike vowed that this would be the first and last jockstrap that he would ever set fire to, intentionally. 2016.