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ON MATCH GAME '72

as host gene rayburn read the question, "billy the baker was so excited about the new recipe for cannoli; the recipe called for stuffing the shells with — blank," i was coming off an acclaimed voiceover for a television commerical for a local tire company at the time, and i was a b-list guest star on "match game '74" with brett somers, charles nelson reilly, and richard dawson. richard and i got into a terrible feud on set about whether my answer of "semen" — "stuffing the cannolii shells with semen" — was too hot for network television in the 70s. dawson said, "andy, suck my big fat uncut — blank" and i said, "richard, eat my wet fucking — blank," and charles said, "brett, blow my hard fucking blank," and brett said, "eat my wet hot — blank" — and then we all just fucked each other rough and silly. the 70s — match and fuck the stars. interesting fact: rayburn is a prude. 1974.

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