"I am obviously a beautiful male torso. But I also make a great handbag. If you talk to enough male chests you will quickly discover that most of them don't think that they need to accessorize. This is simply bad fashion advice. Yes, we male chests have the nipples. Yes, we male chests have the hard mounds of man flesh. Yes, we male chests have proper muscular indentation. But do we not still need to accessorize? As the middle aged white gay male fashion guru Tim Gunn once said to me while staring at my pink nipples: 'make it work, and with an accessory.' Tim's right, and the choice accessory for the male chest is the handbag. Sure, it's a decidedly female accessory. Sure, it's conventional, even feeble. But properly rested against the textured build of a hot male shoulder, the handbag perfectly outlines the crest of the broad male pec as it slopes downward toward the beautiful pink male nipple. For fall 2017, the handbag is the go-to accessor for the male chest. Make it work? I think I just did."

— Taylor J.