"I am a superior male pec. Everybody in my life knows this. All the gay boys want a piece of me. The boys want my hard ripped abs, my soft pink nipples, my textured mounds of pec-flesh, and the general terrain of the white wash of my male upper body. Bottom line: all boys want to suck on male pec. At clubs and bars, the boys harrass me, 'oh here comes Torso-Boy again,' or 'Torso-Boy's in the house.' I'm a nice pec, from the midwest, with proper values, so I give in. I let one guy suck on my pink nipples. Then I let another guy tongue my whole torso. I allow a boy to caress my abs with the cheeks of his face or I let another boy spit on my abs. I get around. I do what I can for my community. But then you get guys who want other options with my pecs. Like one guy wanted to shit on my pecs, and I was like, fine. And then another guy wanted to grill salmon on my abs, and I was like, really? but then I just let him do it and grill. Some weirdo wanted to take selfies for Grindr while posing on my chest. And then some guys are so overwhelmed by the beauty of my male chest that they want to destroy it. Like this blond guy last week said, "I'd like to put a bullet in your chest," and I was like, fine. Like I said, I do what I can for my community. But just letting guys use me and tongue me and spit on me and fire a pistol at me — it takes time. I'm only one set of pecs. Supplies are limited. And right now I really need to concentrate on my education. So boys, I'll do what I can for you, but there's only so much of me to go around. 617-301-0174."

— Jason K.