tonight's craigslist ad

andy pink, back bay, boston, massachusetts —

me: 38, gay, professor at a local college, handsome. my happiest moments in life are in the presence of beautiful men, but i am uninterested in sex.

you: 21-35, beautiful. interested in a close but non-sexual relationship, and potentially an emotionally monogamous, long-term partnership.

i’ll be cooler than you because i know more and i have more experience. you’ll be hotter than me because you are younger than me.

serious only, please.

if you are interested, please send a pic and tell me a bit about yourself.

andy pink et al