Rich, Virgin

rich:: we have to make this happen. you have to just send me your address (text, email) and i'll just come over and we'll chill and then we'll fuck. i do think the virginity is the issue — you say you are "addicted," that you "hunt" whales, but i'm skeptical. you're no more than 25, maybe you're a cruiser, but i sort of doubt it. you said something in the store once, when i was in, that sounded rather virginal, so that has been my assumption, mostly. i think this is the issue. i think that was the reference in the jason letter — "you stole fizzy lifting drinks, but not my virginity" — rather than "let's agree never to see each other again," which was my reading and, as usual with you, it stung. we have to make this happen. i want to tear down that ass and suck that dick, hard.

the "let's agree never to see each other again" ripped me. you can do this when we are together, that's no problem, but in the extended, protracted flirtation hacking stalking phase it just must be outlawed. if this doesn't happen, you're going to regret it, as am i, and it will be bad. i think the bit about jason and his trust fund was also about your own, and i got it right, some guilt, some shame, as i know jason felt — in college — and so you wanted to acknowledge that i just about got it right there, in the jason letter. and you are so into me, it's aching. the virgin dimension will fade quickly, i don't care about it, i'll teach you to properly fuck — fun — and not like a 25 year old — angst. let's do this. send me your fucking address and i'll come over. this is really simple.

about the age gap: steven frye's bf is like 45 years younger than him. he was just knighted. i might be knighted! you could have a knight for a boyfriend. or you could be knighted, though the kneeling ceremony would be tough given how short you are. i'm funny like steven frye, you're young (and funny) like his bf, and we'd make a perfect (contrasting) couple. let's do this. i've had sex with a virgin before, they're eager and i'm excited, giving.

anyway, totally crazy about you — michael

rich, on a good day