Rich's Concave Anti-Ass

so you have a collection of jockstraps! nice! i only have a few because i am poor. but we will wear them, and i will wear yours. you must look ridiculous in a jockstrap, as you have no ass, though i'm wagering that you have a really nice dick. i'm also into doggy-style (when i get the juice to anal fuck), and i would say that you will have to work your calves if you want to properly take me.

you will have to make a proper entry into presence at some point. that will be your creative endeavor to plan and to execute. i will be ready.

sadly, these current eyeglasses that you see on me — the andy pink ones — are destined for the heap, as i have a new prescription and will be purchasing reading, distance, and sun soon. you will like. I no longer have the will to go see rob at see eyewear, and will dramatically cheapen my look by riding out with warby parker.

i'm not shaving my dick hair. it's too painful. it's blond, you will like. i have no chest hair, no leg hair, i'll be clean shaven, and my pate hair is amazing, as ever. i might even shower for you, unless you like it raw. i hope we fuck without a condom, that's best suited for a punk rocker like myself.

let me know when you plan to pick me up by helicopter. getting to disney world* will be quicker than by car, and, depending on the size of the chopper, we'll be able to fuck in the air.

we're basically the same. different aesthetic.

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rich with wig