Michael Williams's OKCupid Profile, brief update

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Michael

About Me

My self-summary

nerf ball!

Current goal

playing nerf ball

I could probably beat you at

nerf ball

My golden rule

no nerf ball is out of bounds

I value

a sack of nice nerf balls

My favorite conspiracy theory

toys r us v child world

On a typical Friday night I am

playing with nerf balls

The most private thing I'm willing to admit

I'm just here for the nerf balls

What I'm actually looking for

jocks (rich)

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Man | Gay | Single

6 ft 0 in | Thin

White | Politically liberal | English | Graduate degree | writer, teacher | Sagittarius

Doesn’t smoke cigarettes | Doesn’t drink | Never smokes marijuana | Vegetarian

Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them | Has dog(s)