#wetdream

andy pink, pluto, florida —

masturbation is long (thick) on exacerbation — live from new york, it’s saturday, missouri! —

to clear up a couple of things:

i am really quite entranced by this name, “jerod.” i have not seen it before this site. but more to the point: i smile every time i see “poore” in text. for some reason it reminds me of picketing or some other mildly political social gathering among virtual strangers. i cannot explain the reason for this association on such a petty vehicle as a list of ingredients on a pepsi-cola 16 oz aluminum can in your grocer’s freezer during the cocaine heyday of 1980s manhattan. that said, i would like to further explore my association in the comments section, below. in any case, i appreciate the seventy degree defense of my words.

i would like to wager that heron does not appreciate my blog much (but is happy to tolerate it). i assume that d has never read my blog but has perhaps heard about its value from jp. i am going to guess that if d would just read my last entry (“dsm-grindr”) that she would be pleased with my kind words about catholicism. heron no doubt thinks that my weird words about catholicism were a cheap ploy to curry favor with d. jerod is not much interested in dylan’s dark machinations and untoward abuses and is more interested in michael’s spiritual fellowship in the local congregation. missing martasi2, i would say that she always liked me, even from back in the day. my fucking memory!!

d immediately recognizes the above as a cheap ploy to curry favor with jerod. such is charisma!

as for me:

a. i could not sleep

b. i slept but i did not dream

c. i dreamt but i did not sleep

d. i could not dream

e. mostly, all of the above

** i now feel that the wellbutrin has kicked in somehow (despite the pharmacist’s words about 4 wks) — it may have been the cup of coffee at 2am that kept me up but i also think it might have been my dopamine “receptors.” other possible and better metaphors for “receptor”: “dopamine invitee,” “serotonin reuptake dancer,” “norepinephren takedown mobster,” “dopamine molester,” “serotonin upchuck lover,” “norephinephren right hook jab upper cut heavy weight title m ali mike tyson ear brain injury hot chick round 69 boxing lingo is difficult for a gay guy receiver,” “dopamine jansenist,” and so on.

if you still respect me after what happened last night, you will consider looking up “jansenist.” if you are angry about what happened last night, you will ignore my pleas and instructions to look up the word “jansenist.” if you are embarrassed about what happened last night, i feel the same way. if you are not sure exactly what happened last night, i too was drunk. if you now feel dizzy (and possibly aura), i suggest that you lay down on my bed. if your jeans are too tight, i would recommend that you unzip your fly. if you are tense and anxious and just need to relax off of all the fucking stress at home, move your left arm to the side. if you are taking an anti-depressant, i suggest you also pop cialis. if you don’t have any cialis, i can offer you poppers. if you don’t use poppers and you are still taking an antidepressant i suggest one of the following:

1. just cuddle with me and reminisce about high school

2. consider switching out the anti-depressant for an aap

3. close your eyes and think really hard about your girlfriend

4. fucking cook me dinner, asshole.

5. or just turn over on your stomach

the other option would be for us both to tread over to the imac (or stay in bed with the macbook air) and look up “jansenist.” we can research together, one key stroke at a time. if we research “jansenist” together i suspect that we will inevitably be referred to pascal and his fellow scientific brethren. researching, slowly and together, we might finally forget that we are cousins.

as a denomination, i think we should all as a collectivity discuss the monkey cancer brain theory. i think this is a quite interesting idea, has much to say to psychiatry and neurology, and perhaps finally explains the mystery of parnate and negative symptoms of schizophrenia. i google’d “parnate” to find out the manufacturer but i keep getting automatically redirected to lilly’s zyprexa page. wtf!

andy pink

point of this entry: andy has never had a wet dream in his life. wtf!