out — and in san francisco too!

andy p, allston, ma —

update, edit sequel, part number two, second act, scene two, screen test andy warhol, take two, edie —

not to worry, i have a plan to make you the star and hero of the show.

st charles, missouri — 636-947-2321 —

call me at @ — 617-301-0174 —

your adoptive family is so excited to meet you — !

there is absolutely no shame or humiliation for you, none. and we get the spousal hire at mit in about 2 yrs. no sex necessary. my top concern — above my career or even my love life with you — is your comfort in a world that can only be described as, put in constrained check, mate: dreary.

absolute conditions: marriage certificate, we live together, separate beds optional.

: )

pact? —

this post — and only this post — is deleted.

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i now get it: the midwest was a reference to farm boy — oh — well, i don't really want to move to a farm anyway.

in more important and interesting news: 'the specter of hegel' is totally awesome! peter was right. ben rutter at brooklyn college would give me props for just glancing at the title of that book. back at ya rutter — i always had a crush on you too.

i was thinking that i might transfer from berklee to university of kansas — easiest way to get close to althusser — but then i figured: do i have enough transfer credits at the university of san francisco? should i talk to my dept chair? i have always wanted to be a professor at uc-sf.

best way out: transfer out of berklee, my 141 doesn't follow me — it was a major misunderstanding with the bitch from san francisco — and i keep my reputation as a douchebag with a lame sense of humor in tact. but worth dragging gf out here?

jon, vp at fox studios: i don't think you should green light the documentary about my 141 at berklee — sleeping with a student — i just think we should let it go.

peace in the bay area,

andy iq

"your website or your life" — good working title for my next novel.