operation 141 returns — which store to transfer to?

andy pink, allston, mass —

dear my own private patrick,

don't you know that you can only fuck with a faggot if you're willing to let him fuck you back? we gay men call it "flip fucking." now you know, welcome.

love

andy pink

as a courtesy — and because i still like you, even after everything — i will be sending you a complimentary autographed copy of the book to the store. i want you to know that i hope you enjoy the book as much as the other 120 students i will have this spring semester do.

gift no. 2 will arrive at the store a bit after your shift ends on monday morning. it will be addressed to your manager and to you. you will talk to your manager about it when you return to the store for your thursday morning shift — the first day of classes at boston university. don't forget to have a healthy breakfast that day. it's quite a bike ride.

in any case, my own private patrick, no matter the starbucks store you transfer to — bu kenmore, bu bridge, harvard square — no matter, i won't be self-banned from that store. and there's nothing like a frappuccino in winter. how do i know that? — because i put myself through grad school as a barista at starbucks.

good luck finishing off your degree in the biochemistry phd program at boston university. we're all still rooting for you.

an ex-boyfriend of mine will be by next week to take a pic for the website. wear something flattering, i tend to think of you as looking good in black.

love

andy pink

ps you looked so hot and masculine while dropping those wicked ollies on your board outside the store earlier today. damn.

my own private patrick, do you think you could do a nightmare flip off your board over this parking meter? —

good morning!