hahaha

Friday, August 18, 2017

Dear General Manager of Starbucks, 1304 Commonwealth Avenue Allston MA 02134

Patrick, my boyfriend and your employee, and I are tired of the games. The ruse is risky and dangerous, and you have put both of our lives at risk. I need to be able to see him immediately.

This letter has been copied to my psychiatrist, Dr. David Mann, of Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Dr. Michael Williams

110 Brainerd Rd

Apt 5

Allston, MA 02134

617.301.0174

mmwilliams@berklee.edu

This letter has been mailed USPS overnight shipping with delivery confirmation and signature required to be delivered on Monday August 21, 2017 to the Allston, MA Starbucks.

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and the fucking police! perfect!

and a psychotic unreliable narrator! amazing!

real funny!

hahaha!

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[I bet the baristas were in on it and the mod's were not.]

[and she stayed at the store after the reveal?]