For the Collection

Michael here, this is the jockstrap I ordered from Amazon — like it, Richie boy!

My take is that you want to turn our road trip into a coming out party, is that correct, dickbag? i think that's a fine plan — i've never really liked disney world*, it's so boring and bland — and i'd rather visit your parents in the midwest. they'll like me. then when it's over — it'll be fine any which way, it always is in my experience — then we can make a u-turn to disney world* and fuck and suck like mickeys. dude, i'll have to take jeff around the river soon, he's jonesin as always. i'm sorry i've been smoking the last few days (not really sorry, more chagrined), but i'll stop on our trip, i know it's gross. everyone in a graduate program in the humanities smokes, and it's a legacy of rochester, new york. oh i have no idea what this is, altough i do recognize the jockstrap, below.

i like the coming out party. this is good, i'm happy for you, it will be good, that is my sense. i don't want to jinx our road trip, so i sort of don't want to do any research on disney world* yet, but i think it will be surprisingly cheap. the gas is $170, the hotel is going to be $200 for 3 nights, the food is like $150, i don't know the price of the disney world* tickets, but it's probably $200 for the period, and the only outstanding cost is the rental car, which you can pay for on the ride over to 249 1F. That's $720 for trip (minus the rental), so that's $360 each which is doable for me and should be feasible for you. when i become a big star academic/actor/author/webster i will start buying a lot of stuff for you as precedent to you leaving me.

i will read the russian book later today. not sure about tonight, though i'll be in, i can promise that. dearest readers, my friend, peter, has a bad tooth, and they thought they could root canal it, but it turns out its too rotten to be saved, so they will pull it. it's in the back i think so i guess it's not an issue, but they told him he has bone degeneration — which is how people end up with dentures (cavities don't really end unfortunatey, but the gums/bones situation is an issue). rich, we'll have an amazing time, no doubt about it, i am so looking forward to it, and your parents, and feeling good, and just overall the sex, etc. it's going to be so good — it might be hard with your parents but with partner makes it better, especially, really, when he is a responsible, good-lucking, clean-cut professor.

love andy pink

it stank out of the amazon box