Das Penis

hey dudes, it's andy pink's score, i have a genuine question about sexual anatomy: how many holes does the vagina have?

the penis is magical. i love having it in my mouth. it feels so good, so right, it's like the correct and proper thing for both the penis and my mouth. when i was in the mental hospital at the jewish general hospital (4 east) while i was teaching up in montreal, i gave a sweet blowjob to a fellow inmate, we were on the first floor in the bathroom, in a stall, off the lobby, he had brought me there, was straight, and cute, and we went in the stall, i knelt down, he unbuckled and unzipped, and when i put his beautiful cock in my mouth i felt a genuine tingling sensation, it was, as i said, magical, a spiritual, almost religious experience, or affect. i've never felt this distinct tingling feeling in my mouth, and i don't know why that space or his penis generated such a feeling in my mouth. i think it was probably the space — we were in a public space, i had never blown him before; it also may have been his particular penis, it was gorgeous, thick, with a wonderful head, beautiful, and to see it up close, as you do, before sipping and tasting it, pure bliss.

why don't i like the uncut penis? there is a section on uncircumcised penises on the website elsewhere, i think it is called a "critique," and though it is tongue in ass, i also think it is spot on in terms of its various complaints, which are numerous. i think what most bothers me (and it is not a disgust issue) is that the penis head is obscured by the foreskin. true story, the foreskin is gross unto itself (there is a disgust issue) but that it veils the head, which i find more than adorable and beautiful, it is such a boy piece, a boy's accountrement, a man's decoration, a reminder of the gender and its legacy. when giving a blowjob, which is one of my favorite activities, for my own sake, not for pleasing and giving pleasure to any particular guy, i like to focus at the start on the head, though i do quickly descend to focus on the balls, which are beautiful in their own right, esp tight, when the penis is erect. ode to the blowjob, to the boy's penis, to his pecs and forearms and biceps, and the rest. the penis is the greatest extra in the galaxy.

off to jerkoff, with michael, love andy pink, in bliss

certainly my boys, and my penises