Two Birds in the Bush While Fucking Yourself

andy, walking the right and passing the left —

update on new coffeehouse location:

blond boy is not here today, the harvard tits, and the bar is mostly latinx (mostly dumpy) and womyn (mostly twits). i say: harvard admissions must be on a project to draft only brown-haired boys and girls, which is another reason I should give up on the repressed harvard square and give the crazed central square scene a shot. central is easy to take by T or by walk (my choice mode of transportation). in central there is the other improper 1369, which looks rather dull, and a nero, which looks small, and so i will probably write off central, too.

kendall has a tight tits, but it doesn't look like a place to write. i haven't given them a shot, but it's there, along with the kendall skyscrapers. there's a great dog park there (actually two). i''d like to take jeff over there but he would likely escape to the world, and then be confused about how to get back to me. too risky.

tits is the type of outfit that always has a "help wanted" sign in the window, just to keep the employees stressed: you are replaceable. thinking cup may be my best shot for a coffee bar, and there are a couple of hot baristas to gaze at, and i think my productivity is high at this location. but only on mondays and wednesdays, othewise it's too long a trek.

across the pond: evidently king charles is going to ruthlessly banish harry and meghan from the house of cards. i like harry, less so meghan, but i'm not in favor of their banishment of the monarchy (itself stupid).

new complaint: i'm tired of cyclists riding on the sidewalk (very dangerously) while there are bike lanes available. granted, the bike lanes are not comprehensive, but boston has still put in a lot of effort to create these bike lanes. in any case, bikes on the sidewalks are unacceptable.

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